The mad girl with the blue box

*TARDIS noises*

Can you Aragorn the doors of the TARDIS? is that legal?

Aragorn: verb, to throw open a pair of adjacent doors simultaneously and forcefully, while striding through purposefully. 

"If I Aragorn this door, it might just shatter the glass with the force of pure awesome."

It looks like the windows weren't shattered with the force of pure awesome. Oh well. Maybe Andie isn't that awesome.... *looks over shoulder* I'm a dead man now, if she heard. OR the awesomeness of the TARDIS ballances out that of Andie. Or the glass is just made (or grown?) really strong because it zooms through time and space on a weekly basis.

Uh oh.

There's some aliens/cyborgs/normal things possessed by aliens/unethical activities/more aliens making a mess of things. 

which means, of course, we should go poke it with a stick (both metaphorically and physically), try to make the aliens/cyborgs/normal things posessed by aliens/those commiting unethical activities/ more aliens stop making a mess, remain tactful and witty, do some clever stuff, put ourselves in danger, fix the problem while killing a minimum number of aliens, and let someone else clean up the mess.

It's a good plan.

I'm doing that thing again. where I take a photoshoot (not a photostory) and then come back in and start narrating things like maybe it could be a story if we were actually doing things and writing a story instead of just describing to you the gist of very episode of doctor who I have seen so far. Now you have a vague idea of what's going on and know that we're not writing a story; it's just a photoshoot dubbed over with me yacking on and on about a convoluted something or other. Si usted lee todos por encima y esta frase en español, puede tener una galleta.

We're going to do a lot of running.

Evil grass aliens??? I'm not sure what's going on. maybe I should have left this wordless.

*malicious cackle*

Perhaps if I had ideas, materials, or patience, I would make a story about Andie being The Doctor (things are different in Doll World, you know.) 

ah well.

In other news:

• you can type in your phone with a gummy bear!
• It is too hot
• I want pie to be made with three crusts. one bottom, middle, and top. I love crusts.
• i went to portland with my family 
• and bought a pair of doc martens and cant wait until the weather cools down so i can wear them, which should be interesting because i rarely wear anything but my running shoes.
• #61's name is Morgan when she isn't a nature spirit.
• I was recently made aware of Deena and Beena and looked at the about section of her youtube.
  
   *ominous music- cellos and bass instruments rumbling quietly*
  
   *ominous music intensifies- violas and alto saxophones are added, sounding distressed*
  
   *violins and flutes positively wailing now*
  

*climax. one loud beat from the drum section, and then silence*

I hate coincidences.

• on with the news!
• I was looking on the lottie website (those plasticy dolls with the airplane arms that work well for doll's dolls) and saw this: 

Boys. Playing with dolls.
This is brilliant! my faith in humanity is doing great right now! we've got same-sex marriage all legal and good, and now I see gender expectations being squashed.

Who else is happy about this?

Lottie. lottie and i are happy.

I think that't all for now.

Gwen