Good morning, everyone! Gwen couldn't be here, so for today's story I am standing is as the third person not-quite-omniscient-narrator. Actually, I'm talking in first person right now. Wait till I do third person! I can do funny voices if you like.
My name is Goggles Tatooine IceAxe Girl.
Only I don't know if im a girl. You can't really tell with Legos, can you?
I seem to be wearing makeup and I am bald. I haven't got any idea what I'm doing here.
But I will be getting paid, I know that much.